Friday, May 8, 2009

The Rage of Bonan!

It took me a while to stop laughing enough in order to type out this post after seeing what has got to be hands-down the weirdest side effect of the Conan phenomenon. Apparently, thanks to the surge in Conan's popularity, stemming from the Age of Conan MMORPG, some makers of adult films have jumped on the Hyborian bandwagon and released a movie called The Rage of Bonan!

Hahahahahaaaaa!!! Bonan?!

It basically looks like this ugly dude with a sword (ahem) goes around boinking chicks in the woods. Here are some stills...



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And if you want to see two ugly people looking even uglier...


Yeah, baby!

I swear to Crom, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! If you really, really, really have something against your eyeballs and want to punish them by watching this, legend has it that this movie is all over the torrent sites. Just try not to pee you pants with shame as you find yourself typing "Bonan" into a search field. ;)


Acorndog said...

OMG, f'ing brilliant. That chick is terrifying, but the guy playing Bonan, if he'd lay off the donuts a bit and dye his hair black would really make a decent Conan.

I love the overall straps on his diaper though. I think I need to be Bonan for halloween.

Daniel Andrews said...

Haha nice.

The Barbarian said...

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