And look at all those Arnold stamps...nice!
Yooooohoooo!!! It’s finally payday here at CROM! Oh, wait…six Arnoldbucks…and IOU's…what the hell?! That’s a measly 8 cents per post! The last time I earned that little, I was knee-high to a bat-squirrel! OK Mr. Schwarzenegger, you’ve got some explaining to do. I await your reply in the comments section.
Oh, and Mr. President, knowing that you're a big Conan fan and CROM! reader, perhaps you would also like to weigh in on Arnold's injustice!
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His plan is pretty simple, really. If he gives out enough Arnoldbucks, and if the economy is bad enough, then maybe people will be moved to change the effin' constitution so that he (and Obama too) can legally be president!
No, no, no. Ah-nuld Bucks (as I like to call them) are like those tickets you get at the arcade that you win from those skill games and can take to the redemption center for prizes. Think about it. If you save up enough, you can get your own life-sized Valeria Love Doll, or one of those metal brain teasing puzzles inspired by James Earl Jones' role. It's called "The Riddle of Steel."
But the best prize of all (you can only get this if you have one hundred billion Ah-nuld Bucks) is your very own Mako clone! Then he can follow you around and say a bunch of cool stuff in his awesome voice. I'm saving up for that one.
(This comment was made with the greatest respect to the memory of Mako. The dude was awesome. Rest in peace, man.)
dude, you need to frame those stamps!
@Acorndog - As long as they don't muck with the right to bear arms, cause we'd all feel a little naked without our swords (well, I'm Canadian, so that doesn't apply to me - we had out swords confiscated long ago).
@Kaiser - thanks for the info - Only 12,499,999,928 more posts and that Mako clone is all mine!
Oh, and up here in Canada, "The Riddle of Steel" is figuring out how to get your car started when the temperature hits -50.
@Nayr - frame them? If Arnold doesn't comment soon, they're going up on the dart board.
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